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REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




GO AHEAD - dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit!


TAGS: chihuaha dog
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by vilnius

MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 8:47 pm
Cute one for DigMyDog too!


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




SECURITY -


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
Yes!


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


CHILDPROOFING -




CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

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Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention


TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!


MILITARY BRATS -


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.68/5

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fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh


DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?


TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.


FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken


TAGS: kenpachi chicken
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Ezil

Mr. Shiny - March 2, 2009, 5:14 pm
I don't particularly care for anime anymore, but this is made me laugh.
Dude - July 21, 2008, 11:49 pm
that is disturbingly hillairious. But where can i get some?
Shtoink - May 28, 2008, 12:33 am
thats freaking awesome!


Never Give In -


TAGS: dead chicken lol
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thanks :))
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:44 am
Igs ju do know that was probably because the leg needed to be karaterized before cooking right...teehee. A well earned 5L JW!
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 3:28 pm

I've heard of Kung Pao Chicken, never Kung Fu Chicken!~HAAAAAAAAAA!!!


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


GOTH CHIC - motivation from the dark side.


TAGS: goth chic
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ryncovine - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm
Nice one! Awesome.
redhdsrbst - February 9, 2011, 5:02 pm
The force is strong in this one


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns ***y
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


CHINA - This is why they lose wars.


TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Justin

javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: hamster om nom nom munching cute carrot
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am
I would have went with a ***w j**/gerbil a*** reference, but that's just me.


HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!


TAGS: buddy coochiecoo finger baby
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:20 pm
Most excellent... See if you can write the text on the pic & drop it in PeopleSniper as well... Just the kinda babies we adore... ; )


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -




S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ratman

tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by koradan

Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.


TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any


TAGS: chipmunk animals blz
Rating: 4.82/5

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ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 11:38 am
Technically he's not lying. Cause that's not a peanut lol Sorry, I had to.


CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns


TAGS: chinese baby food
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
PRETTY FUNNY 1ST SUBMISSION. 5L


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!


TAGS: chipunk war
Rating: 1.88/5

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INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


VICTORY -


TAGS: victory baby push achieve goal
Rating: 4.77/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:36 pm
LOL!!!! Of course!!! now I see haha, if it was his parents will have a hard task ahead of them.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:27 pm
5olid!
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks!
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Good 5tuff Gas, keep 'em coming.
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:43 pm
but it's still the smell of victory! it seems to have been really hard for this baby to... achieve xD. thx!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
Victory might smell sweet, but the reason he looks like that probably doesn't... 5 1st places for you


DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Tell me about it. 5


COMMON SENSE ? -


TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.f*** yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... f*** yeah! Right?


CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.


TAGS: tiger chicken
Rating: 4.64/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 9:54 am
Poster titles don't need puncuation. They're titles, not sentences. 4L


VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks


TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)


MACHINE GUNS -




CHILDREN - The worst kind of STD


TAGS: child s*d word kind
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - October 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
If you had cropped the ph**o to remove the jar you could have reached a new level of yuck.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:35 pm
Don't let Canada's dog anywhere near this kid right now!!!


A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...


TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: freckles curls fire stepchild ginger
Rating: 4.48/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 9, 2013, 11:35 pm
Remember by the Theory Of Evolution every time you have *** you're having *** with a Great Ape.
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 11:25 pm
bow chicka bow bow. LOL Canada!
CANADA - November 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
now that's all I'm gonna be able to think aboot :( 5 quiet nights
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Thank god for evolution


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




CHIVALRY - It maybe on life support but it's not dead.




LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


FATHER I AM -


TAGS: protector war child innocence harm
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that ph**o knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.59/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


CHINESE FOOD - Om nom nom nom


TAGS: chinese food
Rating: 3.38/5

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TooTsiE - May 15, 2009, 1:23 pm
hey... thats not chicken!
Crazydad - May 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Kinda looks like a BIG tick.


MORE CHILDREN -


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.


CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about


TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

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mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
bazinga
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


HOT GAMER GIRLS - Yes we do exist. So make your own damn sammich boys. I'm busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.




POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
h** teacher.


BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available


TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 2.1/5

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NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm
Gross.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.


ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

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Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


GOOD OL' DAYS -


TAGS: tricycle tag hide and seek childhood fun
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Excellent poster Aggy. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:46 am
Gold! 5L
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:42 am
Heh, heh. You funny guy.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Would've been eight hours had your KY not dried up.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Let me guess... you found a peep hole?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:39 am
Awww shucks, I only had 5 hours on the roof of a dive Mexican dance bar.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:36 am
10 fukkin hours today!
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:35 am
You've been out diggin' ditches today, haven't you?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:34 am
Alaska?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:25 am
You obviously didn't grow up in the Valley of the Neverending Sun.


THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Or PM a member for a**istance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
How do you get your title underlined like that?


TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.51/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are h** and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a ****?


S*** EATING GRIN - Even if you're not up to anything, it makes people think you are.


TAGS: grin humor prank mischievous
Rating: 4.95/5

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CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:41 am
Even when I was small, my family always knew when I was up to something because I'd have that grin on my face. I'm actually considering getting a 3.5in/8.9cm tattoo of that image on my upper arm because it fits me so well
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:36 am
True, that
mariand - January 5, 2012, 6:53 am
...as long as you care about what others think...anyway, you can't imagine how many people are watching your moves... some people are obsessed of others actions and life.


GOING STIR CRAZY -


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.28/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.


GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.




GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.




FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




WHAT CAN BE SEEN.. - ..cannot be unseen


TAGS: n**** fat chick
Rating: 2.15/5

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EDUCATION - It's important




CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.


TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."


I Swear To God Mom! -


TAGS: revenge evil child accidents
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:32 am
You should see when she's mad!
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:30 pm
Owwwww! That smarts!


SCHIZOPHRENIA - you're never alone




M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.




FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill


TAGS: fanatic crazy churchill
Rating: 1.52/5
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
FANTASTIC!!!...very good! made me lol too! 1st one that rates nothing but 5L,s! Still think someone help u with though...lol Keep up the good work.


RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.


TAGS: disney hell children fun
Rating: 4.74/5

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newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:18 am
haha kyle its so true...i told you i was stalking you lol >:)
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
yes it is haa ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


UNCONDITIONAL LOVE -


TAGS: love parent child
Rating: 4.5/5

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szo850 - November 22, 2012, 3:06 pm
Thank you :)
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanks for this poster! It made my day!


BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

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McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, for*****!


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am
So very true.


PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"




ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....




UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

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ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


DECEPTIONS -


TAGS: most flags made in china
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:39 pm
That's why I pledge allegiance to my god, my loved ones, those who have given their all for me, and my self. See the light that shines tonight, and let freedom reign in your heart and in your mind!
the1stCOMMI3 - July 8, 2011, 12:29 pm
I don't think the Chinese pledge their allegiance to a flag
caveman - July 8, 2011, 9:38 am
What if your chinese :D
Hicktown - July 5, 2011, 10:19 am
Sadly true...
Ascetic - July 5, 2011, 9:58 am
Too good! 5 roaring lions.


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


CHICKEN ? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop




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