Chi Demotivational Poster
REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches
TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.
OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
GO AHEAD - dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit!
OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.
WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.
CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke
MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!
NAZI CHICKS -
C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.
IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -
A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention
MILITARY BRATS -
DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?
BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -
HOW BABIES ARE MADE -
FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass
KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken
Never Give In -
HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.
GOTH CHIC - motivation from the dark side.
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
CHINA - This is why they lose wars.
MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.
HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!
KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag
MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.
PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.
EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!
IT SCARES ME THAT I WANT KIDS SOMEDAY -
S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….
F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....
KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican
SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.
PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any
CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns
FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!
I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned
UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!
INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -
DRUNKEN NIGHTS -
COMMON SENSE ? -
CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.
VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks
MACHINE GUNS -
CHILDREN - The worst kind of STD
A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...
REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.
CHIVALRY - It maybe on life support but it's not dead.
LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?
ABE LINCOLN -
FATHER I AM -
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
CHINESE FOOD - Om nom nom nom
MORE CHILDREN -
CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about
HOT GAMER GIRLS - Yes we do exist. So make your own damn sammich boys. I'm busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.
POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?
STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.
BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available
ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -
GOOD OL' DAYS -
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -
TO FORGIVE -
REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!
S*** EATING GRIN - Even if you're not up to anything, it makes people think you are.
GOING STIR CRAZY -
GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.
GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.
FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."
WHAT CAN BE SEEN.. - ..cannot be unseen
EDUCATION - It's important
CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.
I Swear To God Mom! -
SCHIZOPHRENIA - you're never alone
M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.
FANATIC - A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill
RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -
HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE -
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -
PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"
ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!
THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....
HELPING EACH OTHER -
LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please
CHICKEN ? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop
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